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REVIEW: Daredevil Episode 2, 3, 4

REVIEW: Daredevil Episode 2, 3, 4In the interest of getting some sleep before work and also not wanting to spoil everything, I’ll be doing a much more succinct review of these episodes. Episode 2:Cut Man starts out engagingly enough with a man finding Daredevil’s near unconscious body in a dumpster and running away. He goes and brings Claire Temple (Played... Read More »

REVIEW: Daredevil Episode One

REVIEW: Daredevil Episode OneNetflix is still making dreams come true. Following on the success of shows like House Of Cards and Orange Is The New Black, they’ve finally teamed up with the Marvel Cinematic Universe (And yes, it references the films). I’ve always thought Daredevil was an underrated hero. He mostly works in the Hell’s Kitchen section of... Read More »

REVIEW: Furious7

REVIEW: Furious7I’m going to be honest right now. The Fast And The Furious came out in 2001. I was seventeen. There is no part of me that thought I would be writing about this fourteen years later. Take this review with a grain of salt though as nostalgia heavily influences my feelings on these. Times were... Read More »

Whiskey Dick:Friend or foe?

Whiskey Dick:Friend or foe?In preparation for this week’s Flash Chat featuring Logan’s Flash drinking game, here is an article I wrote about the five stages of alcohol and their effects on the body. I also managed to use twenty different euphemisms for the penis. Enjoy! Once upon a time men were men, and when their hands weren’t too... Read More »

REVIEW: The Gunman

REVIEW: The GunmanAs previously discussed in my TAK3N review, Luc Besson and company have been on my shit list lately. Maybe all of France has. I don’t know. So this director (Pierre Morel) was the cinematographer on The Transporter (Written by Besson), then he directed District B-13 (Written by Besson), then he did camera work on Transporter... Read More »

REVIEW: Kingsman:The Secret Service

REVIEW: Kingsman:The Secret ServiceWhen I saw the first trailer for Kingsman, it very slightly piqued my curiosity. At first I thought it was a sequel to The King’s Speech. But over time, bit by bit, little by little, I wanted to see it more and more. I was hooked when I finally saw the scene where Colin Firth... Read More »

REVIEW: Seventh Son

REVIEW: Seventh SonMuch like Jupiter Ascending, Seventh Son has suffered from multiple tragedies. Originally supposed to come out in 2013, the movie was pushed back several times due to things like Legendary Pictures ending their partnership with Warner Bros, their new distributor pulling it, and not finishing post production. The studio doing the visual effects also went... Read More »

REVIEW: Jupiter Ascending

REVIEW: Jupiter AscendingThis movie was completed in 2013. It was supposed to come out last summer but for some reason a movie named after an astrological term starring a shirtless Channing Tatum was pushed back to the weekend before Valentine’s Day (Which just happened to be the week they debuted the Magic Mike XXL trailer). Hmm… It... Read More »

REVIEW: Blackhat

REVIEW: BlackhatLet me start off by saying that I used a free ticket to see this film and regretted it. This is one of the few films where I’ve seen someone actually get up and leave (He made it about thirty minutes). I really only went because Will wanted to see it and Will only wanted... Read More »

REVIEW: TAK3N

REVIEW: TAK3NSpoiler Alert- This is not a good movie so I will be giving away plot points. My friends and I had serious reservations about this movie as soon as they announced that the title was Taken with the E replaced by the number three. It was also co-written by Robert Mark Kamen and Luc Besson.... Read More »

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