Tag: Movie

REVIEW: Blackhat

REVIEW: BlackhatLet me start off by saying that I used a free ticket to see this film and regretted it. This is one of the few films where I’ve seen someone actually get up and leave (He made it about thirty minutes). I really only went because Will wanted to see it and Will only wanted... Read More »

REVIEW: TAK3N

REVIEW: TAK3NSpoiler Alert- This is not a good movie so I will be giving away plot points. My friends and I had serious reservations about this movie as soon as they announced that the title was Taken with the E replaced by the number three. It was also co-written by Robert Mark Kamen and Luc Besson.... Read More »

REVIEW: I Am Santa Claus

REVIEW: I Am Santa ClausI had been following this for awhile so I was excited to discover that it finally popped up on Netflix recently. I have performed as Santa Claus, tried to raise money for a movie through kickstarter, and love Mick Foley so a lot of this was close to home for me. The film follows a... Read More »

REVIEW: Dumb And Dumber To

REVIEW: Dumb And Dumber ToDumb and Dumber To is one of the dumbest movies I’ve ever seen. The jokes are lame. The plot is non-existent. The acting is over the top. It’s the kind of movie I would have written in high school, sophomoric and plain. So why can’t I stop laughing? I wasn’t a huge fan of the... Read More »

REVIEW: A Walk Among The Tombstones

REVIEW: A Walk Among The TombstonesBased on Lawrence Block’s series about Private Investigator Matt Scudder, A Walk Among The Tombstones is a very straight forward old school crime thriller. This character has been around for forty years and they’ve been trying to make this movie since 2002 so I was anxious to see what happened with it. Liam Neeson (Fucking... Read More »

REVIEW: Sin City-A Dame To Kill For

REVIEW: Sin City-A Dame To Kill ForThe first Sin City was basically a stripper. I don’t remember much about what it said, but I recall that I liked it and it sure did look good! It nearly doubled its’ budget though so a sequel was inevitable. Writer/Directors Frank Miller and Robert Rodriguez are back with some familiar faces and some new... Read More »

REVIEW: Into The Storm

REVIEW: Into The StormThose of us who like to be… blown away… at the cinema have been eagerly awaiting a film like this since Twister… stormed through… theaters in 1996, leaving a path of box office destruction the likes of which had never been seen for a disaster movie and setting the stage for them to dominate the... Read More »

REVIEW: Lucy

REVIEW: LucyLuc Besson (The Transporter, The Professional) remade Limitless and at the end Scarlett Johansson becomes Neo? Count me in. Besson possibly beats out Joss Whedon and Quentin Tarantino for Most-Obsessed-With-Strong-Female-Leads but the results have varied in recent years. I’m still faithful to the man though… Who am I kidding? I basically went to see this... Read More »

REVIEW: Hercules

REVIEW: HerculesI’m going to keep this kind of short because of meh. I will admit that I was on the fence about this movie. The writers are unheard of and Brett Ratner hasn’t done anything good since Rush Hour 3.  But I like The Rock, I like Hercules, and I had time to kill so go... Read More »

On a long enough timeline, the probability rate for a sequel goes to 100%.

On a long enough timeline, the probability rate for a sequel goes to 100%.You met me at a very strange time in my life. Have you seen this?  Chuck Palahniuk has announced that in April of 2015 Fight Club 2 will be released.  I know you are all thinking “What?!?”… “Are you serious?!?”… “Fight Club changed my life, and made we want to go to film school” and... Read More »

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