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The Flash Drinking Game!

The Flash Drinking Game!

Inspired by our discussion of Episode 5:Plastique, Logan has come up with a fun drinking game (For fans over the legal drinking age). Flask Chat is based off his hypothesis that Barry would have to drink a milk jug of Caitlyn’s super-alcohol to get a buzz. Not having a heightened metabolism ourselves, we’ve narrowed it down to a gallon of beer which is roughly eleven bottles. Don’t like beer? Try the gallon equivalency challenge and do eleven glasses of wine or eleven shots (80 proof though, let’s not get crazy). Also, don’t forget that alcohol affects women more than men (Because we’re the superior gender) so you may want to go halfsies on drinks if you have a uterus. Always remember that alcohol can be fun when enjoyed responsibly and occasionally. We at The Weird Robot do not condone binge drinking… except this once. Now, onto the rules. Take a drink every time…

1.The word impossible is used.

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Become the impossibly intoxicated. Take a drink.

2. Paper flies around the room

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Every time Barry takes off running it looks like an origami massacre. This is either because of the amount of air he’s pushing out of the way or because a vacuum is created in the empty space he previously occupied (Like the emptiness inside of me… which is why I drink).

3. Cisco nerds out

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If Cisco launches into an overly long explanation of what the jigimabob can do or how cool the Cosmic Treadmill is you better be finished drinking by the end of it.

4. Barry vibrates to conceal his identity

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I’m bringing this to the entire nation. Black, white, red, brown, feel the vibration. If Barry vibrates his face or his voice take a drink! Come on come on! Feel it feel it! Feel the vibration!

5. Barry uses his powers in a room full of people and no one notices.

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Seriously? You didn’t see that? Take a drink.

6. They go to Jitters

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They go for a drink, you go for a drink.

7. Barry gets a pep talk

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Barry can’t get drunk so he needs a pep talk every episode and a half. You can though! Take a drink and feel better about life.

8. Iris and Barry stare inappropriately/awkwardly at each other

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Roll your eyes and take a drink.

9. Iris gets jealous

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Superman puts people in the Phantom Zone. Iris puts Barry in the Friend Zone. But guess what? Superman doesn’t get all bitchy when somebody else looks at Zod. Why? BECAUSE THAT WOULDN’T MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE!!! IF THINGS WERE GOING TO WORK OUT WITH ZOD THEN HE SHOULD JUST LET HIM OUT OF THE PHANTOM ZONE!!! WHY WON’T YOU DATE ME?!?!?! Take a drink.

10. Barry steals something.

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For a superhero, The Flash certainly seems to steal a lot of pea coats. Take a drink (From someone else).

Remember, be careful. Play the Flash Drinking Game at home. If playing at a friend’s, designate a driver. Lee will come get you if he has to. And if you wake up and don’t remember the episode, fill in your memory blanks by listening to The Flash Chat Podcast! Also, don’t forget to hydrate so you don’t wake up with a nasty hangover. S.T.A.R. Labs recommends a ratio of one non-alcoholic drink for every two alcoholic drinks (1NA42A). I have extensively field tested this and it works.

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…and just to mess with you, here’s another picture of drunk Superman

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“The fuck you looking at?”

T-Bagz

Dr. Tyler Parrish is an alcoholic with an eating disorder and mommy issues who dropped out of high school and has been angrily blogging ever since. Much like Professor X, Tyler's mighty mind is trapped in a body rarely able to get out of bed. Reverend Parrish has been featured on America's Funniest Videos, Texts From Last Night, and TheDirty.com. As a born again virgin, he has an INSANE amount of free time to spew his vitriol forth onto the internet. Quite simply, he's what is wrong with America.

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